Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Monday, March 30, 2009

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Monday, March 23, 2009

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Friday, March 20, 2009

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Monday, March 16, 2009

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Birds Waikiki

These Hawaiian doves hangin' loose Hawaiian style. Enjoy!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Friday, March 13, 2009

Chilling Hawaiian Style

A cool day at the beach. Enjoy!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Hawaii Mountainside

This view is "mauka," or mountain in Hawaiian. Enjoy!

Monday, March 9, 2009

Friday, March 6, 2009

Born In A Barn

Born In A Barn

Spells on me put a little hex
Elite little feats of the opposite sex
Assume the position macho man
Gotta' go right now gotta' make my stand

I heard a few words any man would dread
"Do it right be smart don't lose your head"
Whistle a tune then a happy song
Wait right here and I won't be long

Come back cool to get into bed
Asking me now how I left the head
A wince in my heart then a little blush
And a wink and a nod, "I did flush"

There in her eye I saw it real soon
Sweet girl friend lower a boom
With a yelp and a start and a jump to my feet
I ran back in to position the seat

Knew by now but a little too late
Selfish behavior had sealed my fate
Back in her arms I felt the heat
Sweating little bullets down to my feet

Assuming the position I entered my plea
Then I heard a sweet voice sentencing me
"This is no farm you little pup, were you born in a barn
You left the toilet seat up"

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Wednesday, March 4, 2009